5. Shipping Popcorn Stuffing - it sticks to your ribs, and you can travel anywhere without breaking.
4. Gimli-Gollum Gravy - it's good with an evil sort of kick
3. Darth Taters - they've been finely roasted and come out smokin'
2. Green Bean Casserole WITHOUT the crunchy little onions on top - who in the world makes that?
1. WKRP's Turkey Drop Surprise - As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!