5. Do a tribute album to Diana Ross and go on tour as her.
4. Throw a telephone at somebody - hey, it worked for Russell Crowe
3. Write a book detailing his long and arduous courtroom experience - because surely the world hasn't heard enough of it by now.
2. Become Jesse Jackson's running mate in the 2008 Presidential Election with the campaign slogan, "All Jackson, All the Time."
1. 'Mr. Jackson, you just won your court case, what will you do now.?' 'I'm going to Neverland!'