Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Top Five Rejected Summer Movies

5. Three Jennifers and an Angelina - The ongoing tale of Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolies's capers and antics with Hollywood favorites Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt. Soundtrack by P Diddy.

4. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad War of the Worlds - Follow Tom Cruise as he travels the world proclaiming his offbeat scientology beliefs and professes his newfound love for Katie Holmes.

3. Bewitched - Oh, wait, that movie actually got released - oops!

2. Charlie and the Computer Factory - Join Charlie and other young engineer wannabes as they travel inside the wonderful world of Microsoft. Escorted by the eccentric Bill Gates, see how their love for technology will swallow them up in a never-ending devotion to the Microsoft way of life.

1. The Never Going to be a Princess Diaries - Peek inside the 30 + year journal of the latest addition to the royal family - Camilla Parker Bowles. She'll never be a queen or a princess, but see how she shamefully captured the heart of the not-so-dashing Prince Charles.

4 comments:

Rachel said...

Miss Congenialty 2 was really bad too. It wasn't even stupid-turn-your-brain-off-entertaining. It was just a big waste of time.

RosieBoo said...

rachel,

If you liked the Muppets, check out movies.com. The old codgers in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf, do reviews on upcoming movies and DVDs. They are hilarious, and "Pepe the Prawn" did a funny bit about Miss Congeniality 2.

Kevin said...

awe man...I had just gotten Jen's misguided/wrong man marriage to ben out of my head. why did you have to bring it up again? :)

did you see bewitched? I was wanting to see it actually.

and miss congeniality 2 for that matter...but maybe not so much now.

RosieBoo said...

Kev,

I haven't seen Bewitched, but I've heard mixed reviews about it.

Sorry about the Jen thing....the truth hurts. ;)