5. You've forgotten the location of your final destination.
4. You've memorized the safety booklet and have presented it to the passengers.
3. You've watched the in-flight Rocky movies....Rocky I - V and Rocky Balboa.
2. When you entered the plane you were greeted by a "Stewardess." She's now demanding you call her a "Flight Attendant."
1. The freshness date on your bag of peanuts has expired.