Top 5 Signs You've Been Stuck on a Plane Too Long

5. You've forgotten the location of your final destination.

4. You've memorized the safety booklet and have presented it to the passengers.

3. You've watched the in-flight Rocky movies....Rocky I - V and Rocky Balboa.

2. When you entered the plane you were greeted by a "Stewardess." She's now demanding you call her a "Flight Attendant."

1. The freshness date on your bag of peanuts has expired.