5. The Robinson Family is still Lost in Space
4. The Moon really is made of cheese - swiss, cheddar, mozzerella, and pepper jack to be exact
3. You can fry an egg on the surface of Venus
2. You can swing on a star and carry moonbeams home in a jar, but you can't catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
1. A flying red Dodge Charger with an '01' painted on the side, shamelessly promoting the upcoming release of "The Dukes of Hazzard" movie
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ReplyDeleteThe "Dukes of Puke" are a "Hazzard" to good morals!
ReplyDeleteI should get my own column.
All I know is, this isn't the TV show I watched as a kid! :)
ReplyDeleteDenny, when you get your own column, can I write it while you are on vacations and sabbaticals? :)