Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Top Five Things Michael Jackson is Going to Do Next...

5. Do a tribute album to Diana Ross and go on tour as her.

4. Throw a telephone at somebody - hey, it worked for Russell Crowe

3. Write a book detailing his long and arduous courtroom experience - because surely the world hasn't heard enough of it by now.

2. Become Jesse Jackson's running mate in the 2008 Presidential Election with the campaign slogan, "All Jackson, All the Time."

1. 'Mr. Jackson, you just won your court case, what will you do now.?' 'I'm going to Neverland!'
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4 comments:

  1. A.J.10:03 PM, June 14, 2005

    Those were great! Thanks for the humor.

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  2. RosieBoo1:19 PM, June 15, 2005

    Thanks, AJ...I've always wanted to write for Letterman. :)

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  3. Denny Burk10:17 PM, June 16, 2005

    Rose,

    I'm laughing out loud. My favorite is "All Jackson, all the time."

    It was Susan's favorite too.

    We're visiting Louisville in July and will be coming to church. See you then!

    Luf,
    Denny

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  4. RosieBoo1:44 PM, June 17, 2005

    Denny,

    Thanks!! Oh, I hope you all aren't coming the weekend of the 4th because I'm out of town. I can't wait to see you and Susan!! I miss y'all!

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